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Stanislaw Lec
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
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Anthony Brandt
The most powerful ties are the ones to the people who gave us birth ... it hardly seems to matter how many years have passed, how many betrayals there may have been, how much misery in the family We remain connected, even against our wills.
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Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas
The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
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Ernesto "Che" Guevara, Shortly before being shot.
Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.
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Paul Tsongas
If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and you only had two bullets, what would you do. Shoot John Sununu twice.
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William Shakespeare
How far that little candle throws his beams So shines a good deed in a weary world.
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Benjamin Franklin
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
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George Gordon Byron
There is pleasure in the pathless woods, there is rapture in the lonely shore, there is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar I love not Man the less, but Nature more.
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Thich Nhat Hanh
Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the future is not yet here, and if we do not go back to ourselves in the present moment, we cannot be in touch with life.
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Henry David Thoreau, ?
Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after.
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David Hume
Truth springs from argument amongst friends.
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John Wesley
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can.
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