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Julie Morgenstern, O Magazine, Belatedly Yours, January 2004
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us!
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Elisha Potter
Human nature constitutes a part of the evidence in every case.
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William Shakespeare
Niether a borrower nor a lender be.
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Rachel Hunter
I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
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Hesiod
Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.
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Barry Goldwater
Politics is the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.
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Anonymous
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever
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David Grayson
Talk of joy there may be things better than beef stew and baked potatoes and home-made bread -- there may be.
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Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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Josh Billings
Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from non-practitioners.
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Henry Adams
Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of facts.
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Rudolf Franz Flesch
Johnny couldn't read ... for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how.
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