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Luther
Next to theology I give to music the highest place and honor. And we see how David and all the saints have wrought their godly thoughts into verse, rhyme, and song.
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Margaret Cho
Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
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Albert Cooper
A true history of human events would show that a far larger proportion of our acts as the results of sudden impulses and accident, than of the reason of which we so much boast.
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Dan Quayle
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
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William Blake
This life's dim windows of the soul Distorts the heavens from pole to pole And leads you to believe a lie When you see with, not through, the eye.
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Emily Dickinson
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
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John Donne
Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
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Johnson
Confidence is a plant of slow growth; especially in an aged bosom.
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Author Unknown
Religion is a man using a divining rod. Philosophy is a man using a pick and shovel.
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Walter Goodman
The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
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Robin Green
That's the whole thing with the hog. It's you and 80 wild horses under your butt, just sitting on 10 square inches where the rubber meets the road. That hurricane gale wind whipping you in the face, leaning into a curve you can feel that gravity wanting to suck you down into it and what do you do Give it a little more gas. Pure centrifugal force. You can see yourself hurtling ass end over teakettle into oblivion.
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