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Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 162
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C. C. Colton
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
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Mary Pettibone Poole
He who laughs, lasts!
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The soul has this proof of its divinity that divine things delight in it.
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Tommy Cooper
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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Thomas Dekker
O, what a heaven is love, O, what a hell
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Don Marquis
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
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William Shakespeare
Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
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Elbert Hubbard
The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.
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Oscar Wilde, Letter from Paris, dated May 1900
People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately.
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Robert Frost
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
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Lawana Blackwell
Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
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Joseph Addison
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
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