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Horace
Many brave men lived before Agamemnon but all are overwhelmed in eternal night, unwept, unknown, because they lack a sacred poet.
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W. G. Benham
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
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Hubert Humphrey
It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.
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William Shakespeare
And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
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Samuel Beckett
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.
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A Bartlett Giamatti
A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching.
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Vince Lombardi
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
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Rhea Olsen
A good friend can shield you from the storm.
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Vince Lombardi
It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you've got to have is faith and discipline when you're not yet a winner.
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Saint Jerome, On the Epistle to the Ephesians
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Terence
FORTES FORTUNA ADIUVAT. (Fortune favors the brave.)
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Plutarch
In words are seen the state of mind and character and disposition of the speaker.
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