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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Quotes and Sayings - 187

Jonathan Larson, From musical/rock opera: Rent

Measure your life in love.


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Marshall McLuhan

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.


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Vince Lombardi

Mental toughness is essential to success.


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Jeremy Taylor

Meditation is the tongue of the soul and the language of our spirit.


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Karen Kaiser Clark

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely.


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Lewis Carroll

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.


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Joseph Chilton Pearce

We are shaped by each other. We adjust not to the reality of a world, but to the reality of other thinkers.


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Henry J. Kaiser

Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.


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Kevin Smith

With what you don't know about me, I could just about fill the Grand Canyon.


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Baroness Orczy

An apology Bah Disgusting Cowardly Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.


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Heraclitus of Ephesus

You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever flowing on to you.


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Bruce Barton

When you're through changing, you're through.



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