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Clever Random Quotes and Sayings - 168
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Kitaro Nishida
If my heart can become pure and simple like that of a child, I think there probably can be no greater happiness than this.
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Bonaro Overstreet
Perhaps the most important thing we can undertake toward the reduction of fear is to make it easier for people to accept themselves to like themselves.
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Edgar Watson Howe
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
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Thomas Paine
If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
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John Haldane
So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination.
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Harry S Truman
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
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William Hart Coleridge
There is an art of which every man should be a master the art of reflection. If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all
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Woody Allen
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Alexander Pope
Love, free as air at sight of human ties, Spreads his light wings, and in a moment flies.
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Frederick Douglas
The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
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