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David Bissonette
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
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Real Live Preacher
Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past.
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Malcolm X, The Autobiography of Malcolm X
I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them for not being able to stand up under the weight.
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Greek Proverb
No need to teach an eagle to fly.
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Charles Caleb Colton
The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion Humility.
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Jewish Proverb
What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
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Unknown
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Henry G. Stott, 1907
Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.
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George Santayana
Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
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James Thurber
I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.
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Anonymous
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
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Simonides
Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
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