Robert McCloskey

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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Oscar Wilde

Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.

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Robert Henri

There are mighty few people who think what they think they think.

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William Gibson

Virtual Reality is like mainlining television.

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Samuel Johnson

Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by chance, or brought together by artifice, exchange glances, reciprocate civilities, go home, and dream of one another. Having little to divert attention, or diversify thought, they find themselves uneasy when they are apart, and therefore conclude that they shall be happy together. They marry, and discover what nothing but voluntary blindness had before concealed they wear out life in altercations, and charge nature with cruelty.

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

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Bertolt Brecht

He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.

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William Feather

Something that has always puzzled me all my life is why, when I am in special need of help, the good deed is usually done by somebody on whom I have no claim.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.

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Brother Theodore

It is fatal to be right when the rest of the world is wrong.

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Henry David Thoreau

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.

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Romain Cary

Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

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