Charles Jones

You are the same today that you are going to be in five years from now except for two things the people with whom you associate and the books you read.

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Auguste Rodin

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.

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Mary Stewart

I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are students of words; we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing

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Andy Warhol

In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man, but not for a serious-minded man to marry a lighthearted woman.

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Sinclair Lewis

There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense of humor, and that the has never known trouble.

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Arthur Rubinstein

Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.

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Jennifer Aniston

True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily.

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Morris Adler

The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live.

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

The power of love, as the basis of a State, has never been tried.

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Tennessee Williams

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

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