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Lord Byron
Oh too convincing - dangerously dear - In woman's eye the unanswerable tear
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I am into parallel monogamy.
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Warren G. Harding
America's present need is not heroics, but healing not nostrums but normalcy not revolution, but restoration.
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Vince Lombardi
Those who have invested the most are the last to surrender.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, February 2003
Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up.
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W. Somerset Maugham
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
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Elbert Hubbard
The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success.
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Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
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Bertrand Barere de Vieuzac
The tree of liberty grows only when watered by the blood of tyrants.
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Florida Scott-Maxwell
You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When you truly possess all you have been and done, which may take some time, you are fierce with reality.
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Gustave Flaubert, Charles Bovary
For none of us can ever express the exact measure of his needs or his thoughts or his sorrows; and human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars.
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Sydney Smith
He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
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