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Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 152
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Arthur C. Clarke
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him.
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Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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Charles Spurgeon
Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath the bitterness of their trial had they not found a friend.
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Geof Greenleaf
A man is measured by the size of things that anger him.
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Edgar Bergen, (Charlie McCarthy)
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
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Kahlil Gibran
Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving.
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John George Diefenbaker
The Liberals are the flying saucers of politics. No one can make head nor tail of them and they never are seen twice in the same place.
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Jerry Coleman
Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel.
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Mother Theresa
Life is a promise fulfill it.
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Latin Proverb
It is the part of a good shepherd to shear his flock, not to skin it.
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Thomas Fuller
Anger is one of the sinners of the soul.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
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