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Victor Hugo
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
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Robert Frost
I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power.
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Euripides
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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Euripides
Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.
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J. Krishnamurti, Beginnings of Learning
In obedience there is always fear, and fear darkens the mind.
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Publilius Syrus
He who lives in solitude may make his own laws.
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
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Jim Rohn
Success is neither magical or mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals.
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Hasidic Saying
Lies are usually caused by undue fear of men.
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William Frank Buckley, Jr.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.
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Anais Nin
Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have 'under' in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
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