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Nelson Mandela
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.
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Andrew Schneider
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
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Albert Einstein
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity.
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Aristotle
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
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W. Edwards Deming
It is not enough to do your best you must know what to do, and *then* do your best.
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William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act I, Scene 5
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
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Andr Maurois
There are certain persons for whom pure Truth is a poison.
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Victor Borge
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
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Donna Bulger
To teach well is to believe in what and whom you teach.
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Robert J. Sawyer
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
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Nikola Tesla
Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more.
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