Antoine De Saint-Exupery

One man may hit the mark, another blunder but heed not these distinctions. Only from the alliance of the one, working with and through the other, are great things born.

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Elliot Wayne Eisner

We have inadvertently designed a system in which being good at what you do as a teacher is not formally rewarded, while being poor at what you do is seldom corrected nor penalized.

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Mother Theresa

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.

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Pearl Bailey

When you're young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements.

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Richard Brinsley Sheridan

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, What are they doing? The answer was, Swapping lies.

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Rebecca West

There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time.

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Scott Adams

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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Margot Asquith

What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.

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John Fletcher

Man is his own star and the soul that can render an honest and perfect man commands all light, all influence, all fate.

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in THAT.''

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Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are prisoners of ideas.

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