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E.L. Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day

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Leonardo da Vinci

You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand.

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Real Live Preacher

There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a few hours in conversation with people you respect and love. You have to carve this time out of your life because you arent really living without it.

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Miguel de Unamuno

A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age he dies of being a man.

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Anonymous

There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.

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Jorge Luis Borges

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

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Scottish Proverb

Bees that have honey in their mouths have stings in their tails.

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Thorstein Veblen

The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before.

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Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854)

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.

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Warren Beatty

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.

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Sir Thomas Browne

There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.

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