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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 2 scene 2
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
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Seneca
If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The ancestor of every action is a thought.
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Robert Benchley
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
My strong point is not rhetoric, it isn't showmanship, it isn't big promises-those things that create the glamour and the excitement that people call charisma and warmth.
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Anonymous
A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Walker Best
I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.
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Francis Bacon
The world's a bubble and the life of man Less than a span.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Minds of moderate caliber ordinarily condemn everything which is beyond their range.
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Ronald Reagan
Coersion, after all, merely captures man. Freedom captivates him.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox, Old postcard
So many Gods, so many creeds So many ways that wind and wind,
While just the art of being kind
is all this sad world needs.
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Carl Schurz
If you want to be free, there is but one way; it is to guarantee an equally full measure of liberty to all your neighbors. There is no other.
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