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Sarcastic Random Quotes and Sayings - 136
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William Blake
Energy is eternal delight.
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Sanaya Roman
What you love is a sign from your higher self of what you are to do.
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William Shakespeare, Richard III
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, therefore am no beast.
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William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
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Plato, The Republic
There are three arts which are concerned with all things: one which uses, another which makes, and a third which imitates them.
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Rosario Castellanos
Laughter is the first evidence of freedom.
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Ovid
All things change, nothing perishes.
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Jean Pierre Claris De Florian
Unable are the Loved to die For Love is Immortality.
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George Orwell
For the ordinary man is passive. Within a narrow circle (home life, and perhaps the trade unions or local politics) he feels himself master of his fate, but against major events he is as helpless as against the elements. So far from endeavouring to influence the future, he simply lies down and lets things happen to him.
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Abraham Lincoln
Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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John Ray
The younger brother hath the more wit.
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Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
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