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Ralph Waldo Emerson
When it is darkest, men see the stars.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Some people go to priests others to poetry I to my friends.
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Churchill
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
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Carl Sandburg
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
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Stella Terrill Mann
Desire, ask, believe, receive.
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Albert Einstein
The conscientious objector is a revoultionary. On deciding to disobey the law he sacrifices his personal interests to the most important cause of working for the betterment of society.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
It is well to be born either a king or a fool.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.'
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Joyce Kilmer, "Trees" (poem), 1914
I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
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Will Durant
Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos.
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C. C. Colton
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.
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Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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