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Solomon Short
Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed
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Rita Holt
There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.
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Norman Cousins
History is a vast early warning system.
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James Bryant Conant
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
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William Shakespeare
I am not bound to please thee with my answers.
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Albert Einstein
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
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Mother Theresa
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
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Neill MacRae
Inside each and every one of us is a person that no one knows. A person, should you take the time to look,is waiting to be discovered, Wanting you to take notice. Take a few minutes every day and sit down to chat to this person. Who knows what you may learn
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Mitchell Burgess
Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot.
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Clarence Darrow
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.
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Dorothy L. Sayers
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
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John Cleese
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that'
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