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William Shakespeare, "Much Ado about Nothing", Act 1 scene 1
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.
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Booker T. Washington
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
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Jeseph Joubert
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination.
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Joseph Conrad
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.
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Althea Gibson
I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.
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Doug Larson
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.
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Plutarch
The man who is completely wise and virtuous has no need of glory, except so far as it disposes and eases his way to action by the greater trust that it procures him.
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William Hazlitt
First impressions are often the truest, as we find (not infrequently) to our cost, when we have been wheedled out of them by plausible professions or studied actions. A man's look is the work of years it is stamped on his countenance by the events of his whole life, nay, more, by the hand of nature, and it is not to be got rid of easily.
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Ancient Proverb
Good habits result from resisting temptation.
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Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Vijaya Lakshmi Pandit
Education is not merely a means for earning a living or an instrument for the acquisition of wealth. It is an initiation into life of spirit, a training of the human soul in the pursuit of truth and the practice of virtue.
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Solomon, King of Israel, The Bible Proverbs 31:30
Charm is deceptive and beauty is fleeting, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.
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