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Ambrose Bierce
There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of culture means what it has always meant: ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.
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Menander, The Woman Possessed with a Divinity
Deus ex machina A god from the machine
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
Somewhere along the line of development we discover what we really are, and then we make our real decision for which we are responsible. Make that decision primarily for yourself because you can never really live anyone else's life, not even your own child's.
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Sallust
The soul is the captain and ruler of the life of morals.
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William Langland
Necessity has no law.
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Sir Winston Churchill
The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.
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Paul Valery
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
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Herbert Hoover
Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die. And it is youth who must inherit the tribulation, the sorrow, and the triumphs that are aftermath of war.
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Sebastian R. N. Chamfort
The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
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Brooks Atkinson
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that men have been able to live happily for thousands of years in a state of genial frailty.
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Herm Albright
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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