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Lois McMaster Bujold
If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Hitch your wagon to a star.
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Pearl Sydenstricker Buck
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.
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Ernst Jünger, In Stahlgewittern (The Storm of Steel)
Battles are won by iron hearts in wooden ships.
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Oscar Levant
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.
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Dante Alighieri
In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.
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Gustave Flaubert
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
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Hans A. Bethe
If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember is not the ideals we were fighting for but the methods we used to accomplish them. These methods will be compared to the warfare of Genghis Khan who ruthlessly killed every last inhabitant of Persia.
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Thomas H. Huxley
Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation.
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Miyamoto Musashi
Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things.
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W. H. Auden
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can all of them make me laugh.
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Albert Einstein
I am absolutely convinced that no wealth in the world can help humanity forward, even in the hands of the most devoted worker. The example of great and pure individuals is the only thing that can lead us to noble thoughts and deeds. Money only appeals to selfishness and irresistibly invites abuse. Can anyone imagine Moses, Jesus or Ghandi armed with the money-bags of Carnegie
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