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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 169
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Clifton Paul Fadiman
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the joke is oneself.
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Aristotle
Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms.
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Marie de Rabutin-Chantal
We cannot destroy kindred Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
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Al Capone
Vote early and vote often.
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Che Guevara, His last words, spoken to his assassin.
I know you have come to kill me. Shoot, coward! You are only going to kill a man.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?
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I. F. Stone
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
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Pliny the Elder
True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written in writing what deserves to be read and in so living as to make the world happier for our living in it.
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Lewis Grizzard
Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
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Laurence J. Peter
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
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Sir Philip Sidney
They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Natural History of Intellect (1893)
The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is the belief in a brute Fate or Destiny.
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