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Friedrich Nietzsche, Der Fall Wagner, Section 5
Only sick music makes money today.
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Sir Winston Churchill
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
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John Steinbeck
It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thoughts or action we should remember our dying and try so to live, that our death brings no pleasure on the world.
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Henry Van Dyke
Self is the only prison that can bind the soul.
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Muhammad Ali
Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams. They have different names but all contain water. Religions have different names, but all contain truth.
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Saint Francis of Assisi
Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith.
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Jeremy S. Anderson
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
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William R Allen
A style does not go out of style as long as it adapts itself to its period. When there is an incompatibility between the style and a certain state of mind, it is never the style that triumphs.
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Voltaire
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.
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Amos Bronson Alcott, Table Talk (1877)
Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.
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Lord Acton
Learn as much by writing as by reading.
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Shneur Zalman
Words are the pen of the heart, but music is the pen of the soul.
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