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Josephine demott Robinson
My one aim was to do a thing well and to excel if possible.
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Kahlil Gibran
The truly religious man does not embrace a religion and he who embraces one has no religion.
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Michel de Montaigne
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.
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Sacha Guitry
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
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Bertrand Russell, Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 1
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.
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Virginia
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
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Unknown
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Carolyn Wells
Actions lie louder than words.
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Francis Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
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Isaac Newton
I seem to have been like a child playing on the sea shore, finding now and then a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay undiscovered before me.
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Harold B. Lee
The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the wall of our own homes.
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Franz Kafka
If the book we are reading does not wake us, as with a fist hammering on our skulls, then why do we read it Good God, we also would be happy if we had no books and such books that make us happy we could, if need be, write ourselves. What we must have are those books that come on us like ill fortune, like the death of one we love better than ourselves, like suicide. A book must be an ice axe to break the sea frozen inside us.
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