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Ed Cunningham
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
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Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
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Dr. Jonas Salk
Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
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Richard Milhous Nixon
This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation. (Saluting crew of the Apollo 11)
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Mother Teresa, Robin Williams
You can do no great things, just small things with great love.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
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Joseph Addison
Courage is the thing. All goes if courage goes.
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Virgil, Eclogues
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to Love.
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Maxine Hong Kingston, The Woman Warrior, 1976
The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.
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Titus Livius
I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can be effected without touching upon and handling them.
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David Steinberg
Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan - a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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George Jessel
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
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