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Jean Jacques Rousseau, The Social Contract, 1762
The strongest is never strong enough to be always the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, section 191
The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments.
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George Melton
Of one thing I am certain, the body is not the measure of healing - peace is the measure.
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Thomas Carlyle
That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call a tragedy.
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Tom Nolan
In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle for visiting other eras.
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Albert Einstein
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.
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Samuel Johnson
If you are idle, be not solitary if you are solitary be not idle.
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Jerome Seymour Bruner
We are only now on the threshold of knowing the range of the educatability of man -- the perfectibility of man. We have never addressed ourselves to this problem before.
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Paterculus
His intelligence seized on a subject, his genius embraced it, his eloquence illuminated it.
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Mark McGee
We were lost and dead in sin. We were by nature objects of God's wrath. But God Loved us That Love caused Him to do something about our situation. God is rich in mercy, so He made us alive with Christ even when we were dead in transgressions. God acted on His Love for us and saved us by His Grace Grace is the result of the actions of His Love. The remarkable thing about His Grace is that He didn't ask us to do anything but believe Him. God didn't ask us to perform some great deed. He didn't demand obedience from us before He would save us. God made us alive with Christ 'even when we were dead in transgressions and sins.' God is showing the universe 'the incomparable riches of his grace, expressed in his kindness to us in Christ Jesus.' (Ephesians 27) God was Kind to us 'in' Christ because He Loved us.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.
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Fidel Castro
I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way into town from the airport there were such enormous potholes.
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