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Ernest Hemingway
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
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Aldous Huxley
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
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Carl Sandburg
In reply to the question, What was it the last man on earth said Where is everybody
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Eleanor Rosevelt
You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.... You must do the thing which you think you cannot do.
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Robert E. Lee
It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.
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Howard Hewlett Clark
Whatever task God is calling us to, if it is yours it is mine, and if it is mine it is yours. We must do it together-or be cast aside together.
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Fred R. Barnard
One picture is worth a thousand words.
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Honore\' de Balzac
I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
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Ronald Reagan
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
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Epictetus
Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant.
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Ronald Reagan
Shouldn't someone tag Mr Kennedy's bold new imaginative program with its proper age Under the tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl Marx-first launched a century ago. There is nothing new in the idea of a government being Big Brother.
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Baslo
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise seek what they sought.
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