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Oscar Wilde
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing, as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless.
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Brooks Atkinson
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
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Bertrand Russell
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good.
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Henry James
She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.
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Don Marquis
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't
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Lillian Hellman
I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
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John W. Gardner
True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents.
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Bertrand Russell
This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them.
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Baruch Spinoza, The Ethics
The mind has greater power over the emotions, and is less subject thereto, insofar as it understands all things to be necessary.
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Warren Buffett
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
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Richard Bach
Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can.
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Benjamin Franklin
Who is rich He that is content. Who is that Nobody.
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