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Very Funny Random Quotes and Sayings - 140
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Jeremy Bentham, philosopher and animal rights activist
The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?
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Anonymous
Dare to be wise.
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Samuel Butler
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
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Bible, Deuteronomy 31:6 NAS
Be strong and courageous, do not be afraid or tremble...for the Lord, your God is the one who goes with you. He will not fail you or forsake you.
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Ronald Reagan
I think the presidency is an institution over which you have temporary custody.
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Albert Einstein
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.
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Saint Francis de Sales
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering you own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.
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Peter Drucker
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
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Rodan of Alexandria
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
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Andy Warhol
They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.
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Elizabeth Janeway
Unless I am what I am and feel what I feel -- as hard as I can and as honestly and truly as I can -- then I am nothing.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Isn't it funny how we'll look out the window at the moon, and then we notice it's not the moon but a streetlight Also what's funny is how we do this every night.
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