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George Chapman
Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are fools.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Light is the first of painters. There is no object so foul that intense light will not make it beautiful.
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Wallace Stevens
You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow - I have still joy in the midst of these things. Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud.
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Oscar Wilde, The picture of Dorian Gray
When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself.
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Simeon Strunsky, No Mean City (1944)
People who want to understand democracy should spend less time in the library with Aristotle and more time on the buses and in the subway.
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George Goethals
Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice.
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Martin Luther
Christ will remain a priest and king though He was never consecrated by any papist bishop or greased by any of those shavelings but he was ordained and consecrated by God Himself, and by Him anointed.
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Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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John Christian Bovee
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
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Publilius Syrus
It is not every question that deserves an answer.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that's the least effective on me is a kind of clicking noise.
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