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Saint Francis de Sales
If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too much it is hard to withdraw and never can it be done so quickly as to hinder the harm of our success.
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Orison Swett Marden
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.
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Ani Difranco, Letter to a John
We barely have time to react in this world, let alone rehearse.
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Jess Lair
Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit: we cannot flower and grow without it.
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Sir Martin Archer Shee
Dug from the tomb of taste-refining time, Each form is exquisite, each block sublime. Or good, or bad,-disfigur'd, or deprav'd,- All art, is at its resurrection sav'd All crown'd with glory in the critic's heav'n, Each merit magnified, each fault forgiven.
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Igor Stravinsky
My freedom will be so much the greater and more meaningful the more narrowly I limit my field of action and the more I surround myself with obstacles. Whatever diminishes constraint diminishes strength. The more constraints one imposes, the more one frees one's self of the chains that shackle the spirit.
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William C. Hunter
It's too much to ask one to love his enemy. Let's compromise on forgetting him.
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Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince (1513)
Nothing feeds upon itself as liberality does.
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Baltasar Gracian
There is none who cannot teach somebody something, and there is none so excellent but he is excelled.
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Tom Blair
Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, 'there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it.' A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a word. The modes of speech are scarcely more variable than the modes of silence.
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Titus Livius
Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.
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Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
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