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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 149
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Timothy Leary
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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Johann von Neumann
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
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Victor Hugo
One is not idle because one is absorbed. There is both visible and invisible labor. To contemplate is to toil. To think is to do.
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Unknown
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
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Author Unknown, (apocryphal)
The tipping custom originated in England when small sums were dropped into a box marked T.I.P.S. --TO INSURE PROMPT SERVICE.
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Dr. Suzanne Botts
We need to make a decision, no matter what it is.
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Frederick Douglas
People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
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Thucyclides
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it.
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Josephine Herbst
No one ever understood disaster until it came.
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Henry Ford
The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.
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William Shakespeare
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.
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Groucho Marx, A Day at the Races - 1936
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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