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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Random Quotes and Sayings - 137

Thomas Peters

The simple act of paying positive attention to people has a great deal to do with productivity.


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William Shakespeare, King John, II.i

Courage mounteth with occasion.


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Meg Cabot

No matter how nice the company one might be with, however, it is never pleasant to have a rifle pointed at one's back.


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Hazrat Inayat Khan

We grown-up people think that we appreciate music, but if we realized the sense that an infant has brought with it of appreciating sound and rhythm, we would never boast of knowing music. The infant is music itself. In the cradle it in moving its little arms and legs in a certain rhythm. And when our music falls on the ears of an infant it is of the lowest character compared with the music it is accustomed to.


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Cato the Elder

We cannot control the evil tongues of others but a good life enables us to disregard them.


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Ronald Reagan

The ultimate determinant in the struggle now going on for the world will not be bombs and rockets but a test of wills and ideas-a trial of spiritual resolve the values we hold, the beliefs we cherish and the ideals to which we are dedicated.


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Diane Arbus

My favorite thing is to go where I've never been.


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Jeseph Joubert

The evening of a well spent life brings its lamps with it.


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Martin Luther

It is pleasing to God whenever you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.


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William James

This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it.


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Confucius

The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.


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Blow

George It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had.



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