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funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over
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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 139
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Bob Dylan
I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.
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Robin Norwood
Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not.
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Licretius
There is no place in nature for extinction.
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William Shakespeare
A little more than kin, and less than kind.
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Thomas Jefferson
We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.
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Aristotle
Education is the best provision for the journey to old age.
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John Calvin
The sum is, that the worship of God must be spiritual, in order that it may correspond with His nature. For although Moses only speaks of idolatry, yet there is no doubt but that by synecdoche, as in all the rest of the law, he condemns all fictitious services which men in their ingenuity have invented.
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John Blasik
It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger then the previous record.
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Austin Farrar
Knowledge, without common sense, says Lee, is folly; without method, it is waste; without kindness, it is fanaticism; without religion, it is death. But with common sense, it is wisdom with method, it is power; with clarity, it is beneficence; with religion, it is virtue, and life, and peace.
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Steven Wright
Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
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Epictetus
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
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