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Thomas Jefferson
We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created equal and independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent and inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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Johnson
Pride is seldom delicate; it will please itself with very mean advantages.
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C. D. Jackson
Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
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John Milton
A good book is the precious life-blood of the master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose for a life beyond.
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Bessie A. Stanley
He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
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Buddha
Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.
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Latin Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water.
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Thomas Paine
Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
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Author Unknown
If we miraculously became the people we hate, how lovable we would find ourselves.
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Victor Frankl
Love is the only way to grasp another human being in the innermost core of his personality.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.
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Philip Dormer Chesterfield
Firmness of purpose is one of the most necessary sinews of character, and one of the best instruments of success. Without it genius wastes its efforts in a maze of inconsistencies.
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