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Jiddu Krishnamurti
So when you are listening to somebody, completely, attentively, then you are listening not only to the words, but also to the feeling of what is being conveyed, to the whole of it, not part of it.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure.
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Menander
Being a man, ne'er ask the gods for a life set free from grief, but ask for courage that endureth long.
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Josh Billings
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
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William S. Burroughs
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say I want to see the manager.
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Davis Love, Jr.
When it's breezy, hit it easy.
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US Supreme Court
Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was essential to give labourers opportunity to deal on an equality with their employers.
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Edith Ann
They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it's like my mind itself has its own mind.
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Harry S Truman, Lecture at Columbia University, 28 Apr. 1959
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
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Eric Hoffer
Man is the only creature that strives to surpass himself, and yearns for the impossible.
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Anonymous
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little I still know, I've guessed.
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