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Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
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John Gaule
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
To handle yourself, use your head To handle others, use your heart.
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Katharine Butler Hathaway
It is only by following your deepest instinct that you can lead a rich life, and if you let your fear of consequence prevent you from following your deepest instinct, then your life will be safe, expedient and thin.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study ourselves while having an experience.
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Marcel Marceau
I have spent more than half a lifetime trying to express the tragic moment.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
We see but dimly through the mists and vapors Amid these earthly damps What seem to us but sad, funeral tapers May be heaven's distant lamps.
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Clive Staples Lewis
What seem our worst prayers may really be, in God's eyes, our best. Those, I mean, which are least supported by devotional feeling. For these may come from a deeper level than feeling. God sometimes seems to speak to us most intimately when he catches us, as it were, off our guard.
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Immanuel Kant
The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as the realization of a hidden plan of nature to bring about a political constitution, internally, and for this purpose, also externally perfect, as the only state in which all the capacities implanted by her in mankind can be fully developed.
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Robert A. Heinlein, Starship Troopers chapter 4
Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishfull thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms.
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Margaret "Stevie" Smith
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said No.
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Samuel Johnson
Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
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