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Gaius Julius Caesar
The die is cast.
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Unknown
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
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George Bernard Shaw
Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect, the laziest and commonest of the vices.
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Frances Willard
I would not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.
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John Howe
Character is power; it makes friends, draws patronage and support and opens the way to wealth, honor and happiness.
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Jean Pierre Claris De Florian
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
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Sicilian Proverb
Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.
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Havelock Ellis
The Promised Land always lies on the other side of a Wilderness.
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Walter Savage Landor
Kindness in ourselves is the honey that blunts the sting of unkindness in another.
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Unknown
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
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Author Unknown
What made the deepest impression upon you? inquired a friend one day of Lincoln, when you stood in the presence of the Falls of Niagara, the greatest of natural wonders? ---- The thing that stuck me most forcibly when I saw the Falls, Lincoln responded with the characteristic deliberation, was where in the world did all that water come from?
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Jane Austen, Emma
Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken.
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