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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there.
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Robert Fritz
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.
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Albert Einstein
Bias against the Negro is the worst disease from which the society of our nation suffers.
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Sir Winston Churchill
The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
Any community's arm of force - military, police, security - needs people in it who can do neccesary evil, and yet not be made evil by it. To do only the necessary and no more. To constantly question the assumptions, to stop the slide into atrocity.
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Samuel Johnson
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time.
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W. Clement Stone
Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance.
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Havelock Ellis
The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
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Aristotle
To love someone is to identify with them.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be 'carpet bowling.' It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something
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Jose Ortega y Gasset
Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.
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Eric Hoffer
We have rudiments of reverence for the human body, but we consider as nothing the rape of the human mind.
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