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Eileen Caddy
Expect your every need to be met, expect the answer to every problem, expect abundance on every level, expect to grow spiritually.
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James D. Watson
Biology has at least 50 more interesting years.
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Blaise Pascal
It is the fight alone that pleases us, not the victory.
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Mary Manin Boggs
My ideas are a curse. They spring from a radical discontent With the awful order of things.
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Margaret Lindsey
The little things are most worthwhile-- quiet word, a look, a smile.
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J. M. Barrie, British Playwright
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
Living in a vacuum sucks.
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Ambrose Bierce
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to everyone who sent me a nice, expensive present, what a wonderful world that would be
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Rebecca West
People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
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Walter Gagehot
A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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