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Lebanese Proverb
Beware of the man to whom you have done a good turn.
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J. Frank Dobie, His tombstone in the Texas State Cemetery
I have come to value liberated minds as the supreme good of life on earth.
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William McFee
Doing what's right is no guarantee against misfortune.
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Marie Curie
Humanity needs practical men, who get the most out of their work, and, without forgetting the general good, safeguard their own interests. But humanity also needs dreamers, for whom the disinterested development of an enterprise is so captivating that it becomes impossible for them to devote their care to their own material profit. A well-organized society should assure to such workers the efficient means of accomplishing their task, in a life freed from material care and freely consecrated to research.
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Philip Elmer-DeWitt
Some people make headlines while others make history.
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Laurens Van der Post, Venture to the Interior (1951)
There is a way in which the collective knowledge of mankind expresses itself, for the finite individual, through mere daily living... a way in which life itself is sheer knowing.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
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Henry Fielding
Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity then they really are.
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Japanese Proverb, Also quoted in the movie Rising Sun
If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.
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William Jr. Strunk
Vigorous writing is concise.
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Helen Keller
When all you can feel are the shadows, turn your face towards the sun.
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Francois Mauriac
No love, no friendship Can cross the path of our destiny Without leaving some mark on it forever.
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