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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 102

Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Situations reveal who we are, they don't create who we are.


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Robert Brault

Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.


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Carrie

There is no point at which you can say, 'Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap.


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Joseph Sobran

The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority to yourself.


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Rig Veda

Let the stronger man give to the man whose need is greater let him gaze upon the lengthening path of life. For riches roll like the wheels of a chariot, turning from one to another.


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Rudyard Kipling

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.


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Robin Leach

When I interview people, and they give me an immediate answer, they're often not thinking. So I'm silent. I wait. Because they think they have to keep answering. And it's the second train of thought that's the better answer.


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John M. Eades

There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I'm not positive I am thinking.


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Robert Wibbelsman

The problem with the person who thinks he's a long-term investor and impervious to short-term gyrations is that the emotion of fear and pain will eventually make him sell badly.


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George Bernard Shaw

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.


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George Orwell

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.


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Benjamin Franklin

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.



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