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Henry Louis Mencken
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
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Charles De Gaulle
In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.
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Jewish Proverb
If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living.
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Milan Kundera, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting
We must never allow the future to be weighed down by memory. For children have no past, and that is the whole secret of the magical innocence of their smiles.
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Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko
Poetry is like a bird, it ignores all frontiers.
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Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach
Most of our future lies ahead.
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Cesare Pavese
The only joy in the world is to begin.
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Katherine Hepburn
If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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Helen Hayes
Always aim for achievement, and forget about success.
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Russell Baker
I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.
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Muhammad
None of you truly believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes for himself.
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Euripides
Your very silence shows you agree.
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