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Funniest Random Quotes and Sayings - 119
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Richard Wagner
Joy is not in things it is in us.
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Claude M. Bristol
Strong minded, resolutely willed, you can create out of nothing a great business, a huge empire, a new world. Others have and they have no monopoly.
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Aristotle
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
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John Dewey
We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.
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George Bernard Shaw
Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.
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Hesiod
He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner.
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Henry Fielding
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
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Abraham Lincoln
It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do wrong.
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Margaret Mead
Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
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Oscar Wilde
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
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Jules Renard
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
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Will Rogers
There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.
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