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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Random Quotes and Sayings - 192

Robertson Davies

Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.


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Taoist Proverb

No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.


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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.


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Muriel Strode

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.


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Mark Twain

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.


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Daisaku Ikeda

With love and patience, nothing is impossible.


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Charles Horton Cooley

When one ceases from conflict, whether because he has won, because he has lost, or because he cares no more for the game, the virtue passes out of him.


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Alexander Osborn

Creativity is so delicate a flower that praise tends to make it bloom, while discouragement often nips it in the bud. Any of us put out more and better ideas if our efforts are truly appreciated.


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Albert & Emily Vail, Transforming Light (pg 254)

The measuring rod of a civilization is the prosperity of the masses.


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Paul A. Samuelson

Good questions outrank easy answers.


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Ronald Reagan

Isn't it strange that ... people build walls to keep an enemy out, and there's only one part of the world and one philosophy where they have to build walls to keep their people in


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Titus Maccius Plautus

I am always afraid of your something shall be done.



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