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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Random Quotes and Sayings - 101

Jerry Coleman

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.


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Nadine Gordimer

The very aim and end of our institutions is just this that we may think what we like and say what we think.


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The Bhagavad Gita, The Bhagavad Gita, The Bhagavad Gita as translated by Eknath Easwaran

Fear Not. What is not real, never was and never will be. What is real, always was and cannot be destroyed.


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Benjamin Franklin

There never was a good war, or a bad peace.


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George Eliot

Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right; decide on what you think is right and stick to it.


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Bhagawan Sri Sathya Sai Baba

Life Is A Challenge - Meet It Life Is A Song - Sing It Life Is A Dream - Realize It Life Is A Game - Play It Life Is Love - Enjoy It


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Dexter Yager

Don't ever let anyone steal your dreams.


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Robert Lynd

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.


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Denis Waitley

We have got to have a dream if we are going to make a dream come true.


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American Indian Proverb

Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins.


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Samuel Taylor Coleridge

There is no such thing as a worthless book though there are some far worse than worthless; no book that is not worth preserving, if its existence may be tolerated; as there may be some men whom it may be proper to hang, but none should be suffered to starve.


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Walt Disney

Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive.



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