Albert Einstein

Most people go on living their everyday life half frightened, half indifferent, they behold the ghostly tragi-comedy that is being performed on the international stage before the eyes and ears of the world.

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W. H. Auden, Epitaph for an Unknown Soldier

To save your world you asked this man to die; Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?

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Saint Augustine

The good Christian should beware the mathematician and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that the mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and to confine man in the bonds of hell.

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Arab Proverb

Blessed is he who speaks a kindness thrice blessed is he who repeats it.

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Willa Cather

Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to one again.

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Millard Fuller

Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay their heads, on terms they can afford to pay.

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Henry David Thoreau

If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see.

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Lynda Barry

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

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Jack Cleary

A pessimist is never disappointed.

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Oscar Wilde

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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Britney Spears

I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting.

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