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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Random Quotes and Sayings - 124

Arnold Bennett

Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.


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James Bridie

Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble powers of attention, and irreclaimable weakness of character.


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E. B. White

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.


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Will Rogers

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.


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Anna Garlin Spencer

No book has yet been written in praise of a woman who let her husband and children starve or suffer while she invented even the most useful things, or wrote books, or expressed herself in art, or evolved philosophic systems.


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Robert Louis Stephenson

So long as we love we serve so long as we are loved by others, I would almost say that we are indespensable and no man is useless while he has a friend.


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Hakim Jami

Love becomes perfect only when it transcends itself --Becoming One with its object Producing Unity of Being.


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William F. Buckley Jr.

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.


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David Eddings, King of the Murgos

No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.


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Julia T. Alvarez

Everyone needs a strong sense of self. It is our base of operations for everything that we do in life.


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Kenko Yoshida

To sit alone in the lamplight with a book spread out before you, and hold intimate converse with men of unseen generations--such is a pleasure beyond compare.


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Dr. Karl Menninger

Generous people are rarely mentally ill.



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